Imagine this. Your best girlfriend just licked all over a lollipop then hands it to you to finish off. Do you take it? Probably not. Now imagine that lollipop is a big 6 foot boy with great jaw structure. Is the offer a little harder to pass up? Maybe, but the rule still stands. Double dipping is outlawed whether you’re thinking about sharing your Halloween candy or your arm candy. The male moral compass is permanently pointing south on this issue, so I’m solely speaking to you ladies out there. I know it’s fun to talk to you girlfriends about things you have in common, but when the discussion changes from let me borrow your lipstick to let me borrow your beau, we have a problem.
Reasons for double dipping:
!. We’re young and impatient; we hear about a guaranteed good thing and we’re sold.
2. Our generation is obsessed with networking. Instead of braving the unknown, we’d rather be hooked up with someone because so and so knows them and “I’ll put in a good word, don’t even worry about it.”
3. Maybe you’re part of a weird group thing…?
Obviously none of these are acceptable. To bring the message home to those of you who aren’t sold, lets look at other fun phases associated with double dipping: sloppy seconds, left overs, used goods, rode hard and put out wet yet out for another ride (thanks Mom for that one). Don’t be lazy! If your friend got the hot guy or girl at the party then you congratulate them and move on to find your own conquest, don’t settle for the second round tag team.
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