Blue Balls

"I think I can I think I can." For most of us, this mantra reminds of our childhood hero The Little Engine That Could. The little blue (ironic) train that kept chugging away, trying to make it up that hill. However, I guess some boys never lost that train determination, even into their early twenties. As a female, I may not understand how an aggressive kissing session leads to a heightened promise of "more" to a hopeful young male. However, I do know if you can't handle yourself through a heated make out marathon, save yourself the embarrassment and handle yourself at home. The topic this week, blue balls, is a touch and go subject (no pun intended). It's debatable because guys can prevent it from happening to them. If any guys are still reading this article, I'll explain how.

DON'T TAKE AGGRESSION AS FOREPLAY!! Boys, we know you all want each wink, kiss, and touch to turn into a dirty sex scene, but hey that's why we dedicate seven hours to sleeping, dream big. However, in reality not every girl is ready to pounce at the drop of a nudge, poke, or pucker.

If you don't assume that fooling around will lead to sex then maybe your balls wont blue.

Secondly, KNOW THE GIRL! One night stands... well that speaks for itself. But if you meet a girl at a party and yall hit it off, hit the bed, and youre hoping to hit a home run... remember nothings guaranteed. The best fight against blue balls is knowing your boundaries with the girl your hooking up with. If you know she's not going to take you on that victory lap, instead prepare yourself for a rowdy rendezvous and enjoy the attention you ARE receiving.

If you choose to ignore these warning signs and hope the best, the worse will happen. Don't be that guy who finishes in his pants. You're not in 6th grade anymore, and can't use wet dreams or lack of experience as an excuse. The Little Engine may be proud of you for making it over the blue balls hill, but the girl you just jump started with will only laugh in your face.